549 Pacific Ave
Alameda, CA, 94501
For Sale
$749,500
- 2beds
- 1baths
- 874sqft
- 0.13acre
Seeking long term relationship. I was born in 1906 and well I can tell you, I've seen better days. I'm looking for that special someone who has the patience to bring me back to the lovely lady I used to be. I'm not picky, I need just someone to love me and tolerate my imperfections. My ideal mate doesn't need to be perfect or rich, but I could use a little more than just cosmetic surgery. Don't let my rough exterior scare you away because after a little therapy, I know you'll see my true self shine through inside and out. I know "Marry Lisa" is on a lot of billboards right now, but if you marry me, I'll do my best to provide for you for the rest of our lives.
Listing agent:
Guy Blume
License #01766434
KW Advisors East Bay
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